Think for a moment about the plight of the superhero actor who has a penis.
It’s a tough job, playing pretend while having to embody impossible, physical ideals also Wear elaborate costumes meant to approximate the clothes depicted on the page without paying too much attention to physics. What’s more, these costumes are not designed for real life, but for the screen. Sometimes, that makes being an actual human a nuisance — dicks can get in the way of what a superhero movie is trying to achieve. In the case of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the task is often to portray the heroes as traditionally attractive and as genderless as possible. Sometimes, this is hard.
This came to mind the week after the release Black Panther: Wakanda Forever. Crew members shared behind-the-scenes footage on social media, and fans caught one in particular, A marked difference from the final footage of the movie: Actor Tenoch Huerta, who plays the role of Water Heroes Namor In the movie, the bulge of his costume appears to have been reduced.
Not only has Marvel modified its fluff, but are these unflattering shorts right? That Namor is still pretty hot even though these factors work against him is a testament to his nuclear level of ability for sex. pic.twitter.com/GxG7p12ns8
– Alex (@alex_abads) November 16, 2022
Before we continue, it should be noted that “outfit” is a dignified term. in picture booksHowever, Namor’s most well-known outfit is a green speedo made of scales of some sort, paired with his bad manners. For the first appearance of Namor in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the costume was a bit more elaborate. The Speedo has been replaced with form-fitting swim shorts, and it’s been completed with plenty of do-it-yourself jewelry truly Work as a shirt but may be called a waistcoat. The arithmetic for the situation is simple, though: Put someone with a penis in swim shorts in the water, and the results can be beneficial.
Bulging is a regular concern in superhero costume design, as stature-appropriate costumes intended to accentuate – or enhance – ideal bodies leave little to the imagination, even aiding it along the design. But cultural ideas about “appropriateness” should also be noted, and Disney is arguably the most rigorous in its quest to be the most “Family friendlyA huge entertainment company. Usually, this translates to working hard to deny the existence of sex, or that people are able to get it.
This, as many on social media have noted, results in a very funny and very plausible assumption that there are people somewhere in the Marvel or Disney office working hard to edit out every bit of footage that might contain whiffs of penises, lest the world be exposed for the existence of genitalia. . (A Disney publicist did not respond to Polygon’s request for comment.)
From this angle, this is laughable. Dix people! Context isn’t critical, and making a big deal on something is a great way to get attention on it.
However, there are many other plausible explanations – Disney being squeamish about bars is the most interesting of all. It’s also possible, for example, that petty capitalism is at play here, as shots considered “harmless” have the longest reach across various cultural and social norms around the world. It’s also possible that Huerta himself didn’t want his member to be indirectly presented on the silver screen in one of the biggest movies of the year.
In that case, allow us to offer our sympathy. It could be comic book superheroes Fantastic characters but also without sex, and the demands of their box office dominance mean that real people must transform into shapes defined purely by muscles and ideals, which are then reflected in costumes. But that’s just a first step, as the person wearing the clothes is just another fabric for the digital tailors to sculpt, trim and tuck as necessary, until there isn’t much difference between the on-screen character and the impossible character she was born to be. the page.