Spam is shutting down due to inflation in NYC

It’s the nation’s crises in a can. Inflation and crime have gotten so bad in Gotham that even cheap meat like spam has to be locked up. At the Duane Reade store in the Port Authority Bus Depot, the shelf-stable product—only $3.99 a box—is now stored in anti-theft plastic cans. “I’ve never seen that before!” … Read more